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Rachel McAdams and the Perils of Chick Flix

Rachel mcAdams is my new ScarJo, and retroactively my Old ScarJo for that matter.
Rachel McAdams is my new ScarJo, and retroactively my Old ScarJo for that matter.
So here is a sample of my latest puff piece.

 In  The Shawshank Redemption, the falsely imprisoned Andy obtains posters of movie stars -- Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe and Raquel Welch. Everyone understands why these images are comforting. We know intuitively how they speak to the male imagination in a way that is equal parts innocent and puerile. The scholastic philosophers knew well that the eye desires beauty, just as the ear desires sonority and the mind desires truth. And Rita Hayworth was hella-blazing! These images nurture a male fantasy life in which the woman he longs for is so transcendently Perfect with a capital-P, she inspires automatic devotion, her beauty demands great chivalric deeds, her very loveliness transports him into a plain of existence in which he, too, has been made perfect. She would never, like a real woman, ever become bored or boring -- she would never nag or be subject to irrationality (however temporary) or a bad hair day. - Yours truly, at AFF's Brainwash.

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Reader Comments (6)

I hope the gesture of adding your telephone number at the end does not provoke a domestic argument.

The women in my vicinity are great admirers of Scarlett Johannsen as a practitioner of the craft of acting.



11/13/2005 10:19 PM | Unregistered CommenterArt Deco
A buddy of mine insists that the "way too memorable" opening scene (over the credits) of Scarlett Johannsen in "Lost in Translation" was not, in fact, Scarlett Johannsen but a body double. Can you clear this up?
11/14/2005 12:49 PM | Unregistered CommenterTSO
Rachel McAdams kind of creeps me out, personally... but that's okay; most celebrities do. I've actually become somewhat unattracted to famous women, believe it or not. I'm not sure why... maybe it's because right after I quit majoring in film, I went through a period where I was hard-pressed to watch any Hollywood movies and my tastes just shifted.
11/14/2005 05:13 PM | Unregistered CommenterNicholas G. Moses
Rachel McAdams has a figure with all the curves of a pre-teen adolescent.

Which I suppose is better than her American counterparts who have the exact same pre-teen adolescent figure with the addition of unnatural oversized melons on their chests giving a poor imitation of breasts.

In either case, give me a women who can wear a dress without it hanging from her shoulders like a sack.

I salute women's graceful curves that cause them to be so voluptuous and inviting to the imagination.
11/16/2005 11:32 PM | Unregistered CommenterScholastic/F.R.Salzer
Normally I am quite in agreement with you Scholastic in regards to voluptuous figures.

In this case, the heart wants what it wants.
11/17/2005 12:17 AM | Registered CommenterMichael Brendan Dougherty
Woody Allen said that. Have you gone over to the dark side?
11/17/2005 06:12 PM | Unregistered CommenterArt Deco

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