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38% Short of Awesome

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I couldn't get to this during the week but the travails of John Fitzgerald have delighted me to no end.

Here are the links.

If I wanted to make an absolutely devastating case against our modern democratic, meritocratic capitalist culture, I'd use John Fitzgerald as my first and last piece of evidence. Just to prove a point here, under "Skills" he lists the fact that he has 62% face resemblance to Billy Zane (pictured above). Poor fellow.

Posted on 10/13/2007 11:46 AM by Registered CommenterMichael Brendan Dougherty in | Comments2 Comments
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Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude
10/13/2007 02:10 PM | Unregistered CommenterMatt Zeitlin
A stronger case against modernism would probably show what it does to otherwise witty, attractive, creative human beings. Presumptuous idiots have existed since time immemorial.

On the other hand, this does take banality and idiocy to a level I'd only imagined.

And I agree with Gawker: easily worse than Hitler and Stalin.
10/18/2007 04:22 PM | Unregistered CommenterNicholas G.P. Moses

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